By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
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sicChick 0

MMkay, so the bad thing would be the fact he couldn't stop dialing your number? Whats the big deal? You gave your number to him so.. just DEAL with it. And just tell him to stop calling the next time he called. Problem solved.

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habesjn 0

"I'm attractive and guys like me. FML."

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Emperor_Jim 0

This is why I almost never ask for girls numbers anymore. They play these stupid little games like "hard to get". They'll purposely not answer because they think that will make you want them more, and they get off on that. But it really just make us think that they're stupid and shallow.

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sappyboris 0

or maybe she didn't have her phone with her, or it was off because she was in a movie but no, yeah, just being rampantly sexist makes more sense

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kim1551 0

well, i'm a girl. as if that wasn't obvious by my name. but anyway a lot of girls do play games. i find it beyond moronic. they think that guys will fall for there games and guys are these complicated creatures to be studied. its not that hard. guys are obvious. they tell you what they want and call you if they like you. if you throw yourself at them then they bang you and dump you. if you act like a normal human then maybe you get a boyfriend. its really not that complicated.

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sappyboris 0

some girls play games, yes. some guys do too. giving up on asking an entire gender out because of some perceived way in which they all act alike is just ignorant

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Mustardnight 3

Ignorant. Thats what michael jackson said

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belfasterd 0

how is that an FML?? unless the guy was harassing you thats not really an FML. and if that is true you worded that way wrong because it makes you seem like a total moron by saying that this cute guy i really like asked me for my number but then he called me. Like did you not expect him too??

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Izuation 0

Why is this a bad thing??!

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schwinn11 0

Congradulations, you have your first stalker. Maybe some day you'll get married to him and he will beat you up on a regular basis. Way to go!

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schwinn11 0

On second thought, he'll probably never talk to you after he screws you a couple of times!

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Mustardnight 3

Dobt get me wrong but hoe the hell do elevators slam people in the shoulder at any moment?

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daddysgirl1993 0

My boyfriend does that... It annoys me to the point where I won't take his calls, tell him I'm busy, or shut my phone off.

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ohwow712 0

******* skanks like you piss me off, i have so many friends who have girls give them their number so they call but they dont pick up because they want to "play a game" with them, go die in a ******* car fire please.

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in_wonderland 1

um...just answer the ******* phone? i think you should give him a shot and if he sucks, dont see him anymore. isn't this exactly what you wanted? i wish a hot football player would call me 8 times. haha for real tho

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Danzergirl1 0

Maybe hes super curious about you. If ud answer your fone maybe youd kno y hes caling so much. Stop judging him.

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Vampire_Goddess 0

lmao tell him 848-482-5077 is ur new number its the rejection hotline

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DoctorDoomed_fml 0

Nice username. I'll bet you're definately not a manipulative selfish little teenage twit.

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