Miscellaneous: Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number....

By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

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By loser - 19/10/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

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By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

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Unknown number

By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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Denied

By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

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DelugeandDrought 7

Monday 5 September 2016 3:05

That guy is an ass. If you were still willing to give him your number after that line, it really does reflect how you feel about yourself. No one can convince you to feel differently about yourself, but I personally believe, no matter who you are, you should feel enough respect for yourself to know and understand you deserve way better than that asshole. I'm sure most people on here agree. I hope he doesn't call. Why? I hope you find someone who will treat you with the respect you deserve as a human being from the beginning to the end.

mmswag 3

Monday 5 September 2016 3:01

Why would he come ask just to tell you he's not going to call?

Comments

DravensTheName 16

Monday 5 September 2016 3:33

Well he's a ****.

alaina1104 11

Monday 5 September 2016 3:35

That guy is a douchebag.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 5 September 2016 4:09

Who does that? If I'm not interested in a girl, I just don't ask her number. If she asks mine, I'll say I don't have a phone. When she points at what appears to be an iPhone in my hand, I explain its an NSA-monitored tracking device, and that ends that. Where have manners gone?

thearronaut 10

Monday 5 September 2016 4:45

what a bizarre request???

Odin1624 12

Monday 5 September 2016 4:52

Dick move by him, I have no clue why you'd still give him your number

GhostFox 33

Monday 5 September 2016 5:21

I'd've torn the paper up in his face. Is putting confetti on someone illegal? If not, I'd do that too. While loudly declaring it as "powdered jerk bane." Because seriously **** that guy, and not in the sexual way.

amymarie1234 11

Monday 5 September 2016 7:30

I would have wrote **** off on his hand and said here's some advice

Solano2580 24

Monday 5 September 2016 8:23

His actions were only used to cause unnecessary spite and a pointless conflict, he is a fool with no good conscious so he felt it justly to be mean-spirited for no good reason. I sincerely hope his lower jaw gets ripped off.

gunnerblaster 21

Monday 5 September 2016 12:30

Seriously, screw that guy but you've gotta seriously have a bit more self-respect...

Unenunciable 14

Monday 5 September 2016 12:45

Should've given him a 1-800-F*YOU, if he's going to be such a smug pugturd he doesn't deserve people's attention, and you most definitely deserve more! On to better things!