By Bruised - 07/03/2010 06:09 - Canada

Today, a drunk truck driver taught me a very valuable lesson: Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot. FML
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Perpexel 4

Holy crap! you guys came up with crazy ideas. The truck driver drove VERY close to me to scare me and then he honked his horn which made me jump and smack into the side of the truck. i was NOT raped or hit by the truck. hope that clears up some things

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DahliaNoir 0

'Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot' You don't say...

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KASHMIR_fml 0

the truck driver sat her down and made her take notes about not tying your shoes

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thenumberblue 0

I pity the fool that knows how to tie his shoes!

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AFIfan21 1

me confused what happened I mean I think u got hit am I right or did somtin else happen?

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okieraider71 4

If you don't want to get hit by a drunk driver, stay off the sidewalk. (yes I know it said parking lot)

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neonblue120 6

that is a shitty fml where I ask are you safe from drunk drivers i've seen ( on tv ) drunk drivers drive on the road on the grass through houses and over little babies CAUSE DEH DRUNK

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MrFlintstone 5

where you in the middle of the street because it's your fault

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erjaguam 0

note to self: buy shoes that does not require shoelaces.

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