By thatoneguy - 05/09/2011 20:23 - United States

Today, a five year old that I am babysitting picked up a knife and said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner. Only 5 more hours to go. FML
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Oceanborn_fml 24

You're babysitting and allow the kid to get his hands on a knife? Please get a different job

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humorizer 14

Boo hoo. You're being paid for one of the easiest tasks there are, AND are a guy (it's almost impossible for a guy to get such a job to begin with; usually it's the pretty girls that get the privilege). I've babysat for family friends in the past and it's a piece of pie, even when the children are beating me up. :P

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Lovesglee 3

Ummm is he by any chance related to hitler?...

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Rene_North 1

Kids these days are exposed to too much violence and profane material. I see 5th graders using words I did not Hear about until I was 13.

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evanedwards85 6

please stop spreading that, its not true. There is nothing wrong with our generation

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lizzy90210 1

It's just a threat. He needs more discipline bc he's used to getting what he wants

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paige99100 0

Omg dude hide them knives or unless you want to be in pain !

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kbt13 0

better give him his goddamn ice cream

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