By thatoneguy - 05/09/2011 20:23 - United States

Today, a five year old that I am babysitting picked up a knife and said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner. Only 5 more hours to go. FML
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Oceanborn_fml 24

You're babysitting and allow the kid to get his hands on a knife? Please get a different job

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kduubb 7

i think you got a future serial killer on your hands 0_o

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susannegela 0

..kids these days

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old09 11

Wow, is his name Jeffery by any chance? or Charles? Just asking

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perdix 29

Maybe it was his roommate, Jeffery, Jr.

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ShyAnn29 14

62, kids can climb things to get stuff they aren't supposed to get

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FarSide 22

In another year, he will be in the Juvenile Court system, and the State will be fighting for termination of parental rights.

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FarSide 22

Next time, during the police investigation, tell the cops that you repeatedly warned the little bugger not to run with scissors in his hand.

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OsirisFaction_fml 5

That's when you tie the little bastards up and leave him in a closet.

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deafredhead 4

good thing that not happen to me today because I just babysit 5 years old boy and 3 months old baby today

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BritSkits 22

please learn to use accurate grammar before posting your absolutely ******* irrelevant comment that no one cares about.

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DaTexasBoy 0

Try growing some nuts, and take the knife away from the 5 year old. Seriously, you need some nuts!

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baconstripslover 8

Haha. It's probably the same 5 year old who told his uncle "how about some blue shut the **** up" while playing with his green play dog martians. xP

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