Miscellaneous: Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying...

By Kevin - 29/12/2011 19:32 - France

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

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By Memelord - 18/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my friend informed me that his dog died. Hoping to cheer him up, I sent him a random meme. My dumb ass mistakenly sent him a meme about dead dogs. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

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By blind - 24/06/2009 12:11 - South Africa

Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML

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Treacherous smileys

By Steven - 29/08/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML

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LOL

By iPhonekid - 27/05/2012 07:19 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

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By cmolloy - 21/12/2011 14:40 - Ireland

Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML

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Thoughts and prayers

By poordog - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote, "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote, "I hope she does." It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote, "I hope she dies" instead. FML

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You deserved it 9 423

By nothing - 08/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn's pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing "Awwwwww" I wrote "Ewwwwww" by mistake. FML

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You deserved it 63 747

By Anonymous - 26/06/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML

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Always proofread before sending

By ShortieRose - 28/05/2019 22:13

Today, I was texting with my close friend about her very sick father. She texted, "I hope he gets better" and I replied, "I hope he does." Autocorrect changed it to, "I hope he dies." FML

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IntoTheClouds 42

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:45

It may have cheered her up. You never know. P.S., why would you send a "cheerful smiley" to cheer her up?

graham11 14

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:49

That's the perfect oink-ment for healing! Okay whatever.. That sucked.

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Lovesglee 3

Friday 30 December 2011 3:33

Whats MSN? P.s. R.I.P. and sry for ur loss.

HappyJello 7

Friday 30 December 2011 4:43

Not OP's loss. OP's friend's loss.

javierb88 3

Friday 30 December 2011 4:11

You deserve it for still using MSN

NoobCommenter96 0

Friday 30 December 2011 4:15

I'm sorry about her loss : (

HappyJello 7

Friday 30 December 2011 4:40

Well it might cheer her up. Like how Peter doing Bird is the Word cheers up my friend.

mxnuelh 2

Friday 30 December 2011 5:10

Lmaoooooo

Phyre24 17

Friday 30 December 2011 5:43

BWAHAHAHAHA! I mean... BWAHAHAHAHA!

coldsteele152 1

Friday 30 December 2011 5:53

Who use MSN any more?

imwithstoopid126 2

Friday 30 December 2011 5:55

Smooth as a rocky road ;P

ninjacapo 2

Friday 30 December 2011 6:02

Lmao im sorry Thts like the worst ever

shrekus 0

Friday 30 December 2011 6:30

Keep up the good work mrmisfit, I enjoy reading you asshole comments

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