New Romantics

By sallyfradoodle - 13/03/2020 21:00

Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 599
You deserved it 444

Same thing different taste

Top comments

When you think about it...it’s kind of nice. 🤷🏽‍♀️

That escalated quickly. I'd say he won that round. What else you got?

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When you think about it...it’s kind of nice. 🤷🏽‍♀️

That escalated quickly. I'd say he won that round. What else you got?

WistayShlaio82 13

You have nice taste in boys. I feel like you have a long line of energy drinking obey wearing boys in your future

C_J_21 2

Maybe you can be my lucky number 345 😏😂

boogerjt 6

I think that quite a compliment.