By ItsAnanya - 02/04/2013 15:34 - India - New Delhi

Today, a girl punched me square in the face, effectively leaving it with purple swellings because I called her boyfriend an "uncle". Said boyfriend IS my uncle. FML
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ItsAnanya 25

Hey guys! It's OP :] So most of you were confused as to why she would hit me for calling my uncle...uncle. She thought I was insulting him and making him feel old and by extension implying that SHE was old. She also blamed it on the fact that it seemed as I was trying to hit on him ? ( I'm still confused about that one ) Thank heavens my uncle puts family first. Miss.Pack-A-Punch is out of our lives for good !

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sweetbabysweet93 10

Bitches be trippin

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misspulkadot24 17

Why would that even be offensive?! Who the hell finds that sexy? "Who's your uncle baby?"

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lincolnkite 6

So did she make you say uncle?

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jessherself13 21

It seems like your uncle needs to find himself a girlfriend who doesn't have such a short fuse, and who will appreciate him being an uncle who is close to his niece/nephew.

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chanellgymnast 17

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Omegadolly 22

Yes it does. As in "the afore or previously mentioned boyfriend," not, "the boyfriend said something."

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asb818 14

Meaning the boyfriend she previously referred to. It's acceptable grammar; nothing wrong there.

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

#32 Please go back to school. Take some English classes.

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fml121785 14

32 & 19 you two should get together, buy a dictionary and some grammar books and have a sleep over and STUDY THAT SHIT!

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YepThatsMeee 23

19 & 32, F your lives, F the lives of the millions of other Americans who don't master their own language, and F the lives of the rest of us who have to put up with you.

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ItsAnanya 25

#58 English is my second language :] As I'm Indian, Hindi is my first language but because of my British/Australian accent it's ridiculously funny when I speak in Hindi. Also, I happen to be fluent in English ... rather than Hindi haha

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trellz17 19

Some people in this world are insane

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McNikk 15

I think it's more than some.

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McNikk 15

Did you try telling her that before she hit you? Either way, her temper is pretty short.

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gracehi 31

Punch her in the face for calling your uncle a "boyfriend." It's only fair.

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3rdbass 9

Dumb Girl used punch! It's super effective! OP is dazed and confused.

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