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And that is when you beat his ass.. Don't mess with a pregnant lady's food!
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Show it anyway16, I wish I could just continually thumb you down v_v
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Show it anywayThe most common occurence of cravings with morning sickness is during pregnancy, and thus it's only common sense to assume such. Stop trying to be a smart-arse.
Morning sickness is often the word used for a pregnant woman who is nauseous. Salty cravings is also a usual craving of pregnant women. Therefore assuming that this woman is pregnant is pretty legit. I am pregnant and I made a shelf for my "pregnancy foods" such as my bacon cheddar cheese fries and chocolate strawberries and strawberry smoothie makings, from the beginning my guy knew not to touch my shelf of yummy snacks, if he had, he would have gotten to know the couch very well. :)
#1 That has to be the most ridiculous comment I've read on FML, ever. Im surprised you haven't been thumbed down more
I meant that for #16, sorry #1
oh the joys of being pregnant.
morning sickness. the two key words 16
he probably smoked a blunt
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Show it anywayThat may be true but you shouldn't smoke weed in the first place. It's bad for you health, sure it has some good affects but it's illegal for a reason.
#2: ...Because you always need to have weed to want to eat salty foods? OP's husband could have just been super lazy and loves salty snacks. I know I love to snack on salty treats, and I'm not perma-wasted....
70- I'm assuming you think that America, and only America, has everything figured out, huh? Research the prohibition period, where alcohol (which is a drug, which is worse for your health than weed) was against the law. Weed is now legal in WA state, btw. Then, go look up other countries where pot is perfectly legal. Don't be a sheep, think for yourself. -Brought to you by someone who hasn't even tried pot-
legal here in Colorado too!! but it has no affect on me at all... boo!
Just saying, i usually don't like to indulge after my previous meal comes up.
My first thought after regurgitating a meal is what should replace it.
#5, I don't think you've ever been pregnant... you crave weird things at weird times. It happens to me! And my friend used to crave jelly beans all the time, even though sweets would make her puke. And she would just go right back to eating them. lol
Make him buy you more. He's not the one carrying a baby that needs to eat as well.
That's such a misconception. The baby needs such a small amount of food. Furthermore, your body will prioritize the baby over the mother. This why you'll see so many women in Africa who are effectively starving that are giving birth to perfectly healthy babies. Still, that's not to say that the hunger isn't intense while pregnant.
Actually since the baby get the nutrients from the mother, she needs to be healthy too. Infant mortality is a lot higher in Africa where the "mothers are effectively starving" than in countries or areas where the mothers get prenatal care and take care of themselves.
Yes, baby needs such a "small amount if food" but the woman who is sitting there suffering from back pain, morning sickness, leg cramps, pelvic ligament cramps, head aches, nausea, scent increase, and appetite decrease may find that getting a "small amount of food" to stay in her stomach is extremely difficult. During my first trimester the only thing I could eat was pretzels because the nausea was so bad and even then I usually ended up being sick within half an hour. It's important for the mom to get lots of healthy snacks into her body because most of the nutrients are given to the baby first, but then she needs some to be healthy and able to literally carry that baby for the next several months. Also, it's not exactly a misconception, pregnant women should in fact eat more nutritious calories per day and increase that amount as her baby grows larger. No not 4000 calories to literally eat for two, but I was told to add a couple extra 100 calorie snacks through out the day into my daily eats so baby had a constant supply of nutrients. So before you talk about misconceptions, do some research.
I've never been pregnant, but crackers are good for upset stomachs and they're salty, so it's a win/win.
Crackers always helped me. Or ginger cookies
Make his fatass get you some more
60, have you ever been pregnant before? Yes name calling is appropriate here! Especially since those were her snacks and he couldn't even have enough self control to not eat her snacks!!
It seems kind of silly to ask if 60 was ever pregnant, considering he's a guy...
Eat ginger to help your nausea, OP. Then make your husband buy more food. >_
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And that is when you beat his ass.. Don't mess with a pregnant lady's food!
Make him buy you more. He's not the one carrying a baby that needs to eat as well.