By ItsAnanya - 02/04/2013 15:34 - India - New Delhi

Today, a girl punched me square in the face, effectively leaving it with purple swellings because I called her boyfriend an "uncle". Said boyfriend IS my uncle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 020
You deserved it 3 224

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ItsAnanya 25

Hey guys! It's OP :] So most of you were confused as to why she would hit me for calling my uncle...uncle. She thought I was insulting him and making him feel old and by extension implying that SHE was old. She also blamed it on the fact that it seemed as I was trying to hit on him ? ( I'm still confused about that one ) Thank heavens my uncle puts family first. Miss.Pack-A-Punch is out of our lives for good !

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sweetbabysweet93 10

Why would that even be offensive?! Who the hell finds that sexy? "Who's your uncle baby?"

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lolita88_fml 27

What a cow. Should've decked her back and yelled "I CAME OUT OF HIS SISTER/IN LAW'S ****** SO HE IS MY UNCLE YOU DUMB BINT!" Then you should've peed on her to show your dominance!

ItsAnanya 25

Hey guys! It's OP :] So most of you were confused as to why she would hit me for calling my uncle...uncle. She thought I was insulting him and making him feel old and by extension implying that SHE was old. She also blamed it on the fact that it seemed as I was trying to hit on him ? ( I'm still confused about that one ) Thank heavens my uncle puts family first. Miss.Pack-A-Punch is out of our lives for good !

Apparently she hits on men by calling them old. And apparently your uncle likes that. This is turning into a TMI situation for you.

^Whoa now cowboy, OP doesnt live in the United States.

OP, she's just crazy. I have a 22 year old friend who is the uncle of his 28 year old nephew. A term such as uncle shouldn't tag along age, but I guess to a moron it does.

Iniezian 18

You should have hit her back.

Nice to see an FML where justice is served!

54: I can beat that one. I became a great aunt at 20.

Haha 104, nice... My mom became a great aunt at 35

some people are "natural flirts." I am. If you're a smiley person in general and very warm... people tend to think its flirting

Helldemon 32

Glad your uncle puts family first and dumped her. Hope your bruise heals quickly.

Wow, your uncle is amazing for doing that. I'm glad he's not a douche who'd blame you for the incident. Yay, op's family! Sorry you got hurt though. =(

My exwife was the youngest of five her nieces were only a couple of years younger than us so I became a great uncle at 26

hey guys well I'm 17 and I have a niece that's 14

"You callin' my man an uncle!?" Seriously? I mean.. Is that even an offense?

In india you call older men "uncle" and older women "auntie". To her it meant he is saying her boyfriend is old and she is old. It can be insulting within the culture. Especially when they are not that old.

MiloBear 11

I live in an area with a large Indian population and I always saw auntie/uncle as a term of respect, just like the English call someone Ma'am/Sir. I remember the first time a little kid called me auntie, I was about 20 and thought, "Geez, he thinks I'm old??"

I lived in india for 4 years! I love their food! Good people!

michael666 7

if she hits like a man, hit her like a man back, teach her a lesson that she can't get away with that double standard B.S.

Ins0mau 20

What double standard? They're both female.

michael666 7

you don't understand what a double standard is, let me explain,, this double standard is its more acceptable in our society for women to hit men and beat the shit out of em on t.v. commercials. but the second its a man hitting a women everyone goes loses their minds.

but the OP IS A FEMALE! so it was a WOMAN HITTING A WOMAN. the only Man involved is the Uncle... So your anger at the "double standard" is completely irrelevant for this situation

shayundead 9

what the faq....bitch be tripping hard core....cant imgaine what the bitch would do if it was your dad and you called him daddy

I hope she apologized when she found out you were telling the truth

File Assault charges! What would make anyone hit another person? This chick has problems with controlling her actions and should be dealt with accordingly.

I would hate to see her reaction if you called her "Aunt."