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By Anonymous - 02/10/2015 12:25 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy threatened to sue me for fraud because I informed him that he had to start paying back his student loans. FML

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brocho 26

Friday 2 October 2015 20:15

Lol, tell him to go ahead. We'll see how well that holds up in court.

smirnoff1589 9

Friday 2 October 2015 20:10

What an IDIOT!

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kevinsagirl2323 8

Saturday 4 November 2017 0:03

Well he can't so this really not an fml

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