Money: Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that... - FML

By cAtaLanbLoOd - 24/10/2013 06:06 - France - Perpignan

Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yes, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML

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Ian7890 23

Thursday 24 October 2013 16:18

Just think of it as a good deed.

mkymouse90 17

Thursday 24 October 2013 16:19

Thank you too. He probably never thought that smoking would help him out so much.

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Sunday 17 January 2016 23:05

You did good.

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