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By SummerTime98 - 27/10/2009 05:44 - Canada

Today, a man came up to me asking for my name. Thinking he was trying to hit on me, I rudely gave him a fake name. He thanked me and walked away. I continued to watch him leaving until I saw him ask another woman for her name and took out a wallet and showed it to her. It was my lost wallet. FML

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loto_fml 3

Tuesday 27 October 2009 12:35

YDI for being so full of yourself.

thentherewas 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 12:35

YDI for thinking every guy coming up to ya is gonna hit on ya

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alinka_fml 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:11

don't flatter yourself

BattlingJason 14

Friday 22 July 2011 21:42

...and then women complain that they can't find a mice guy. It's because they ignore them.

hiddenpoet 0

Friday 2 September 2011 17:04

thats what u get for being a shallow bitch

blackman100 20

Monday 14 November 2011 6:54

What d'ya do next? say you lied about your name and hope he would give it back? Always give your real name, especially if youre getting hit on.

HighGTurn 12

Sunday 1 April 2012 7:08

Take that bitch!!

rooboy 16

Thursday 12 April 2012 1:34

Honestly, ydi for being so egotistical that as soon as someone asks your name, you instantly assume he's hitting on you. Get over yourself, you never know why someone is talking to you.

CammyGal 26

Thursday 26 July 2012 4:33

Don't flatter yourself.

govan1107 1

Sunday 19 August 2012 8:38

You deserve that one

ZGoody 11

Sunday 3 February 2013 10:46

Haha, YDI!

cwl727 32

Monday 7 April 2014 5:27

Didn't your id have a picture on it.

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