By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, a man tried to rob the winery I worked at by knife-point. I managed to scare him off by throwing a bottle of wine at him. My boss fired me because I broke a $25 bottle of wine. FML
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jecarper 4

Man... If I were you, I'd **** him up, bust his tires, sleep with his wife... SOMETHING.

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needsagf14 12

Just explain yourself

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born_hustla 26

That's something Steve would do. Lol

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Jerret 6

What a prick. But hey, look on the bright side: He can either give you your job back, or you have a major lawsuit against him!

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Scarlettx7 0

Couldn't he just take that off your paycheck he was really looking for an excuse to fire you

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roseriddle 4

I'm pretty sure you can claim self-defense.

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AJRENO 0

You have got to be ******* kidding me.

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newburton13 26

Sue the bastard! The crook probably would've gotten more than $25 if you hadn't done that.

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DJP0N3 0

I hope that store gets robbed again and they take all of your boss' money. He should have taken it off your paycheck instead of firing you I hope you find a better job

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devonisthebest 7

Legally you let the robber take what he wants and go to prevent harm to customers in the store and you threw a bottle at him so your boss had to fire you

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