Work: Cash me?

Cash me?

By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 11:00 - Canada - Lakeville

Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML

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You deserved it 118

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By viviham - 04/05/2012 12:08 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

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Office embarrassment

By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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You deserved it 887

By Cup_of___ - 26/11/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML

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You deserved it 30 136

By DrunkParents - 31/03/2015 23:32 - United States - Billings

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

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You deserved it 2 728

By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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You deserved it 4 709

By isuckasawaitress - 12/12/2011 17:08 - Singapore

Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML

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You deserved it 5 202

FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 688

By NotBeingPaidEnough - 03/03/2016 13:17 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a crazy homeless guy got angry because I wouldn't sell him a bottle of vodka at half price. He got so irrationally mad, he put his fingers down his throat, and threw up on my checkout counter. FML

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You deserved it 1 323

By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, a man tried to rob the winery I worked at by knife-point. I managed to scare him off by throwing a bottle of wine at him. My boss fired me because I broke a $25 bottle of wine. FML

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You deserved it 2 834

By nick - 12/01/2015 08:23 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism." FML

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You deserved it 2 739

tounces7 27

Monday 2 September 2019 17:12

Guess it's a good thing most liqueur stores have cameras so she can be identified and arrested.

MidnaLink 33

Monday 2 September 2019 17:05

So, you didn’t kick Danielle out as soon as you saw her?

Comments

MidnaLink 33

Monday 2 September 2019 17:05

So, you didn’t kick Danielle out as soon as you saw her?

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 3 September 2019 1:05

Danielle, who?

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 3 September 2019 1:19

Look up Danielle Bregoli.

tounces7 27

Monday 2 September 2019 17:12

Guess it's a good thing most liqueur stores have cameras so she can be identified and arrested.

zeffra13 31

Monday 2 September 2019 17:50

She might have meant catch.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 September 2019 18:03

I'm not fluent in Drunk, but I think she just asked you out on a date.

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 3 September 2019 1:03

Don't even need to catch her; simply ban/ prevent her from ever (successfully) entering the store again. Problem solved!

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 3 September 2019 1:55

Bhad Babie has grown up to be Drunk-Ass *****.

icecreamisrad 13

Wednesday 4 September 2019 14:59

This made my night hahahahahaahaha🤣😂🤣😂

JasonThorn 20

Friday 6 September 2019 3:56

God, I hated these people when I worked the graveyard shift. This is why I'd first and foremost take the alcohol away from them so they won't break it when they got the bad news...