By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 00:49 - Australia - Sandringham

Today, a man with a clipboard came up to me in the street to ask me if I was happy with my life insurance. I couldn't bring myself to admit to him that I'm so clueless about my own life that I wasn't sure I was even happy with the Twix I was eating at the time. FML
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CheckItOutItsYou 7

I guess you couldn't chew it over with twix

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kyat288 9

I was asked that once and I said, 'what does it matter? I'm already dead.' It was soo funny cause everyone played along acting like I was a ghost and that he was the only one who could see me... He screamed!

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s0m3guy2010 21

You may be eating a Left Twix when you should be eating a Right Twix or vice versa. There's a huge difference between the two.

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theAnimalsPain 10

If Twix doesnt make you happy, find something else that will:)

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Just2BMe 5

That's because you're not yourself when you're hungry... Grab a snickers instead :p

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ObeyStudKing 4

How could you not be happy eating a twix?

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htownpostman 16

Lots of people are at a crossroad in their life.. Don't rush it, you'll find your destiny

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perdix 29

How the **** can you be happy with your life insurance? By the time you use it, you're dead!! That question could be meaningful during the Zombie Apocalyse. I'll bet some companies won't pay out because you're not "dead enough." Cheap bastards!!! Zombies need their walkin'-around money.

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gc327072 30

I think zombies should make a "dead pride" flag.

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K_STR2234 6

30- You're ignorant on how the business works.

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annie_nk 22

Kinda surprised only 2 people quoted the commercial. Besides, who is happy with their life insurance? And on the flip side, who isn't happy when eating a Twix?

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benmec 18

I feel you on this one. I'd hate to have a nosy **** come up & ask me personal questions. They deserve to be punched in the neck!

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TeahaIsAmazing 2

They didn't ask you if you're happy with your life. They asked if you're happy with your life insurance. You're an idiot, OP for not understanding their question and thinking so far into it. Maybe you're over analyzing your twix too.

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skyeyez9 24

You dont need life insurance unless you have a kid or married or have parents you help care for. It is a policy to help out your family with a large sum of money if a provider dies. Helps cushion the blow and help with bills and such till your family can adjust...etc

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K_STR2234 6

54- explaining it, maybe at a kindergartner level. It appears you don't fully understand it either.

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