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By schober60 - 10/05/2015 01:30 - United States

Today, a passing by bird managed to poop through my car's sunroof and onto the center console. FML
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schober60 13

On the bright side it didn't land between the seats..

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iAmPaul 49

That's even more unlucky if your vehicle was moving when it happened.

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19230 3

I once had a bird poop through the open sunroof of my car while the car was moving. To make matters worse, the little bugger had impeccable aim and hit the top of my head.

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be82tw 17

Reminds me of Amy playing quarters with Penny on The Big Bang Theory, " At a certain point, you start doing trick shots just to keep things interesting."

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BergerL 13

The bird may lost her child because of other people so she vent her anger on you . It's a intelligent species

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be82tw 17

Um, no. Starting with the simplest objection, 'bird' is not a species.

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thatonetribute 31

I bet that's what birds do for fun. Five points on the roof, ten in the car!

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False_Stupidity 41

And double points if the car is moving at the time.

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ENCOURAGER 12

#360noscope #420blazen #GOTEM

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Llama_Face89 33

Oh god they've been practicing....

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