Devious, the lot of them

By Anonymous - 27/09/2020 23:03

Today, I was out walking with a cute girl when we passed by a house with a Trump sign. Trying to make her laugh, I went to steal it. Turns out it was booby trapped. I got drenched by a sprinkler when I got close. FML
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tounces7 27

What an idiotic way to try to impress someone. What was she supposed to be impressed by? Your immaturity?

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MidnaLink 33

I mean, I can't tell you that you don't deserve that, but I can't say I wouldn't want to try that either.

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tounces7 27

What an idiotic way to try to impress someone. What was she supposed to be impressed by? Your immaturity?

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RichardPencil 30

You should have just reported them to The Deep State who would kill them and drink their blood.

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Mooglefox 23

I would have done the same thing.

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samsonity 5

Dumbasses together strong.

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smackthat23 3

A lot worse would happen than a dang sprinkler if someone tried stealing something from my property :)

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Well, at least it was only a sprinkler and not something worse. Knowing Trumpsters, it certainly could have been much worse.

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