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By Oopsie - 28/07/2015 17:18 - United States - Saint Albans

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

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By pmony - 02/02/2012 02:48 - United States

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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It's a wrap

By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

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Let me out!

By Anonymous - 17/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Hastings

Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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You deserved it 3 015

By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 16:58 - United States - Portland

Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 09/05/2023 03:00

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door and had to be rescued by the fire department after about 30 minutes of walking in circles with no open exit. At least they got a good laugh out of it. FML

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LifelessStars 22

Wednesday 29 July 2015 1:44

I'm sure you've made someone's day extra special.

Devildrake 19

Wednesday 29 July 2015 1:45

Someone, somewhere, is announcing this as one of the best things that they ever saw.

Comments

Zombinosh77 11

Wednesday 29 July 2015 21:58

But you probably made somebody else's day a little brighter!

morganmck 15

Thursday 30 July 2015 4:29

Bad day to wear a thong, good day to not wear grannies panties. Stay positive, OP.

Selkca 9

Thursday 30 July 2015 4:41

You mean GREAT DAY TO WEAR A THONG!

eightbithero 12

Thursday 30 July 2015 5:21

Actually... now a days underware covers more than a bikini

opiate_ape 10

Thursday 30 July 2015 5:49

Did anyone offer you a jacket or something to help you out? also hahaha hahaha hah I would have laughed but I still would have handed you my jacket.

muhnuqqa15 9

Thursday 30 July 2015 6:17

Plot twist: you're a dude.

JoeOfDoom 6

Thursday 30 July 2015 12:39

Here, have this thumbs up. You did good.

Jhui 4

Thursday 30 July 2015 6:23

who wears a skirt with a thong on.... you wanted someone to see that ass

JoeOfDoom 6

Thursday 30 July 2015 12:38

Bad for you, good for someone else? You were someone's silver lining today! Wait, was the thong silver? Because that would be perfect!

fonkimonki 7

Friday 31 July 2015 12:51

Pics or it didn't happen

sybe112 14

Friday 31 July 2015 19:08

pics or it didn't happen ;) ?

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Today, I located my birth dad and asked him why I was put into care. Turns out my mom died, and since he hadn’t wanted me in the first place, he just gave me away and hoped to never see me again. He didn’t even invite me in, he threw a beer at me and threatened to call the cops unless I left. FML

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Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

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The Top

Today, while eating in a Mexican restaurant, I asked the waitperson how the drink my husband ordered was pronounced in Spanish. She replied, "Vodka Martini." FML

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Today, after I missed my last 3 periods, my mom grounded me for "getting pregnant" and refuses to believe anything else. I'm 15 and never had sex in my life. FML

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Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML

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Today, I thought I’d get revenge on my cheating husband by seducing the woman he’s been seeing behind my back. Unfortunately, even though I’ve never been attracted to women, I’ve inexplicably fallen head over heels in love with her. What now? FML

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Today, I found out my 10 year old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including an £600 guitar. FML

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Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML

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