Miscellaneous: Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into...

By Oopsie - 28/07/2015 17:18 - United States - Saint Albans

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 466

You deserved it 3 799

New Year, New Blunders
Celebrate the New Year with stories of resolutions broken in less than 24 hours and memorable New Year's Eves... for all the wrong reasons! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By pmony - 02/02/2012 02:48 - United States

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 366

You deserved it 9 723

By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 367

You deserved it 39 154

It's a wrap

By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 574

You deserved it 18 555

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 508

You deserved it 647

Let me out!

By Anonymous - 17/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Hastings

Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 498

You deserved it 463

Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 136

You deserved it 3 015

By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 680

You deserved it 11 010

By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 16:58 - United States - Portland

Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 086

You deserved it 2 298

By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 417

You deserved it 8 565

Stuck

By Anonymous - 09/05/2023 03:00

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door and had to be rescued by the fire department after about 30 minutes of walking in circles with no open exit. At least they got a good laugh out of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 687

You deserved it 226

LifelessStars 22

Wednesday 29 July 2015 1:44

I'm sure you've made someone's day extra special.

Devildrake 19

Wednesday 29 July 2015 1:45

Someone, somewhere, is announcing this as one of the best things that they ever saw.

Comments

OneTrackMind 17

Wednesday 29 July 2015 4:58

What? Would you rather have been wearing your granny panties when your skirt came off?

eski2015 22

Wednesday 29 July 2015 5:04

Wait that was you?

Unfortunatemeg 14

Wednesday 29 July 2015 5:09

What are you the quirky yet likable character from a sitcom?

Garagedwella 26

Wednesday 29 July 2015 5:11

On the bright side showing off your thong is still better than going commando and... Well showing more...

IndefiniteBeauty 17

Wednesday 29 July 2015 5:14

I'm sorry about that mishap although reading this did make my day better because I burst into laughter

RockstarJAy 16

Wednesday 29 July 2015 5:15

Did the people like what they saw?

xbaconator9000x 16

Wednesday 29 July 2015 6:03

Nice *South Park voice*

Uuuuxc 7

Wednesday 29 July 2015 6:04

great day for everyone

arrowgold 19

Wednesday 29 July 2015 6:08

Not if you have a nice butt. Lol.

sethjohnson11 10

Wednesday 29 July 2015 16:37

I do

Hunkapoo 19

Wednesday 29 July 2015 7:42

hopefully you had a jacket or something to cover yourself!

Keywords

Animals Cats Poopoo peepee Gross Love Awkward Smells Miscellaneous Embarrassing Health Painful First Dates Christmas Work Music Grieving Social Media Boredom Anniversary Ironic Intimacy Abuse AITA Drunk Am I overreacting? Transportation Alcohol Gun control Kids Parents

The Top

Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 321

You deserved it 116

Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 793

You deserved it 3 231

The Top

Today, my neighbour from across the road phoned me at work telling me there was a fire engine outside my house and a lot of smoke. I drove home in a panic, smashing a rear light on a post and getting flashed by a speed camera. It wasn't my house. The firemen were putting out a bonfire next door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 857

You deserved it 6 631

Today, I found out that shorts are inappropriate to wear in the office. If it wasn't the staff-wide meeting or my coworker telling me to change, I've been sitting in the back praying it's time to clock out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 107

You deserved it 575

Today, I was painting the bathroom door post. A drop of paint fell on the toilet roll. Guess how I found out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 026

You deserved it 401

Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 820

You deserved it 29 366

Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 885

You deserved it 10 482

Today, I asked students to identify a woman that made a difference in history. I got several people answering Martin Luther King Jr. These are 9th graders. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 928

You deserved it 520