Embarrassing, Restaurants and Miscellaneous: Today, a waiter came up and and put out his hand so I gave him...

By Clueless - 24/05/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, a waiter came up and and put out his hand so I gave him a high five and pounded it. He then says, "Um, that was a nice high five but I wanted your plate." FML

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You deserved it 60 267

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By Kate - 17/10/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 679

You deserved it 22 941

By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 889

You deserved it 12 556

Need a bib?

By Anonymous - 15/08/2014 05:06 - United States - Arlington Heights

Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly ate the last of it, looked up smiling and said, "Thanks!" The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 820

You deserved it 11 439

By downlowtooslow - 12/06/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 655

You deserved it 6 873

Hanging

By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 394

You deserved it 18 019

Tipped off

By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 23:42 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 756

You deserved it 10 174

Stay classy

By militarywife2b - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 161

You deserved it 2 232

Nice try

By Peel - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 053

You deserved it 7 869

By charishard - 04/05/2013 05:17 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 329

You deserved it 35 123

By mynameisarmpit - 15/11/2010 06:48

Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

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You deserved it 4 671

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:21

Kinda funny. What made you think it was for a high five? Have you never been out to eat before?

teentee401 36

Thursday 26 March 2015 4:31

Well doesn't the waiter usually pick up the plate, or say something? Instead of just holding their hand out in silence?

Comments

FunkyVerb 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 6:12

Haha, that's totally the kind of thing I would do.

austin117 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 6:19

god damn dude, how much were you drinkin lol

elliekinslurvsya 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 8:36

haha i totally would have done that xD

agifttotearapart 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 1:21

Not really an FML moment, but still pretty funny. At least the waiter wasn't a douche about it. #135, I agree.

pennygoo 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 4:34

hahahaha!!! :D

rachelbrianna25 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 10:55

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! haha that's great.

iwinatlife 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:29

HAHAHAHA mate you are a legend just do it on purpose from now

redshoe962 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 20:08

I wouldn't have tipped him for being such a dick. haha.

Escapist28 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 8:41

The waiter's response was great, but the fact that you assumed he wanted a high-five from you was even funnier. Your life is obviously not ******, but thanks for the story =)