Nice try

By Peel - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
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Same thing different taste

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that is cleeearly FML material, who the hell says something like that to someone? he could have just not called. he didn't have to be a ******** in front of everyone

dforrt 0

The FML was that he said this IN FRONT OF everyone. That was the point, and u missed it

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alex_vik 0

It's obvious he wasn't interested in you. Deal with it and move on. You got rejected, that's not an FML.

wow really ya try got rejected but it was funny and it was rude todo it in front of everyone

dforrt 0

The FML was that he said this IN FRONT OF everyone. That was the point, and u missed it

Mr_Wong 0

I agree with #3 This is truly not FML material, you got rejected, so what? I've been rejected far too many times to remember and I've never had a girlfriend, yet I don't think my life is f***ed, I keep trying my luck elsewhere.

that is cleeearly FML material, who the hell says something like that to someone? he could have just not called. he didn't have to be a ******** in front of everyone

nonstopsand 0

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nomnommonster 0

But who writes on the table of a public restaurant? Eh, rejection happens. It doesn't matter in the slightest.

i agree with #13 that guy is either stupid as f*ck for not knowing what the hell you were wanting, or he's is just plain rude and should go to hell.

MakeItStopWtf 12

Or she was relentlessly coming on to him and he wanted to get the point across so she would stop. It isn't just males that can sexually harass someone.