Awkward and Love: Nice try

Nice try

By Peel - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML

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You deserved it 7 869

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 12:07

Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML

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You deserved it 3 566

By Mel - 23/05/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I thought I'd finally make a step towards getting over my ex-fiancé by flirting with a cute waiter. I left him a note on the bill. He comes back, says "which one of you is [name]?" and leans down close to me to say, "Thanks for your note, but your card was declined." FML

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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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You deserved it 1 375

Fat chance

By Dave - 23/04/2012 13:22 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

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You deserved it 22 036

By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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You deserved it 7 463

By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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You deserved it 14 100

By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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You deserved it 24 592

By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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You deserved it 3 663

mjane 0

Monday 6 April 2009 3:31

that is cleeearly FML material, who the hell says something like that to someone? he could have just not called. he didn't have to be a ******** in front of everyone

dforrt 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:56

The FML was that he said this IN FRONT OF everyone. That was the point, and u missed it

Comments

alex_vik 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 5:24

It's obvious he wasn't interested in you. Deal with it and move on. You got rejected, that's not an FML.

blackmeadow 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 3:34

wow really ya try got rejected but it was funny and it was rude todo it in front of everyone

dforrt 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:56

The FML was that he said this IN FRONT OF everyone. That was the point, and u missed it

Mr_Wong 0

Friday 20 March 2009 3:57

I agree with #3 This is truly not FML material, you got rejected, so what? I've been rejected far too many times to remember and I've never had a girlfriend, yet I don't think my life is f***ed, I keep trying my luck elsewhere.

mjane 0

Monday 6 April 2009 3:31

that is cleeearly FML material, who the hell says something like that to someone? he could have just not called. he didn't have to be a ******** in front of everyone

nonstopsand 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:27

OWNED!

nonstopsand 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 17:24

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yanarach 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 1:44

lol. I bet he did call though. xD

ANTONKR 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 18:07

that sucks. French women are evil

exotica_fml 6

Thursday 4 March 2010 21:56

damn! that sucks hes rude..

nomnommonster 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:52

But who writes on the table of a public restaurant? Eh, rejection happens. It doesn't matter in the slightest.

stupid_pirate 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 23:48

i agree with #13 that guy is either stupid as f*ck for not knowing what the hell you were wanting, or he's is just plain rude and should go to hell.

MakeItStopWtf 12

Wednesday 27 May 2015 22:42

Or she was relentlessly coming on to him and he wanted to get the point across so she would stop. It isn't just males that can sexually harass someone.