Gross and Work: Stay classy

Stay classy

By militarywife2b - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML

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Same thing different taste

Ewwww, gross

By Tancred - 15/09/2011 07:36 - Canada

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

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Fussy eater

By germaphobe - 19/08/2021 20:59 - United States

Today, my kids and I went to have dinner with a coworker. After everyone ate, the kids went to play while I helped clear the dishes. To my horror, instead of individually wrapping the kids leftovers, she scraped all the uneaten food back into the main pots. I wanted to puke on the spot. FML

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buys case of Listerine

By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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You deserved it 2 718

By no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no - 01/09/2013 20:04 - Greece - Athens

Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By Kylie - 26/01/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML

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By h0308 - 08/09/2009 09:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML

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Get me out of here

By fraz206 - 18/03/2019 16:00

Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML

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Hard pass

By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:54

Wow, your job sucks. That is quite gross...

militarywife2b 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:59

lol for one I'm not from France i dont know why it says that and for two I work at a Chinese restaurant

Comments

Sun_Kissed18 25

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:54

Wow, your job sucks. That is quite gross...

nightmare1234 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:54

third!!ewwew wft dude

I_Call_Fake 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:55

Do you work for a soup kitchen or something?

Bran_Dizzle_ 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:58

EWWW WTF MANAGER~!!

militarywife2b 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:59

lol for one I'm not from France i dont know why it says that and for two I work at a Chinese restaurant

Vanni 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:07

If you submit it from a phone or anything where it can't get your IP address, it defaults to France. :)

hellokittywhore 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:04

really? I didn't know that thanks for the interesting fact and I'm not being sarcastic :))

cottonshwabs 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:00

who throws up and then puts it in thier plate??

tangerine_12 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:21

That guy... That. Is. Disgusting. If I were you, I would've thrown up just seeing him throw up. Nasty. FYL.

InspiredByGaGa 8

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:01

Woah, do you work at a Denny's or something?

militarywife2b 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:19

couldn't you read my earlier comment?

Panther_fml 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:18

oh man.... I think i just threw up in my mouth XD FYL! Some people are just plain gross. LOL

militarywife2b 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:20

when i saw him do it i ran into the kitchen then my boss made me go clean his table... I'm never going to eat at that table EVER again

AliceSaysFYL 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 17:45

Are you the OP?

happy2468 21

Tuesday 9 August 2011 2:21

yeah she is..

OhhandyT 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:23

FYL for having to watching him throw up AND cIeaning his pIate. Just oe question, why wouId you watch him throw up on his hands and everything and watched him finish eating after he threw up.

militarywife2b 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:28

as I was cleaning tables I saw him throw up in his hands... I didn't want to make a big scene for his sake so I tried to finish cleaning the table then he dumped it one his plate! Still trying not to make a scene I started cleaning ALOT faster THEN I saw him shove a few things aside and keep eating. That's when I ran.