"Yes, in fact, I use my mother for practice."

That's where you push her so she falls. Then, while she's on the ground, say "I'm sorry. I didn't realize you intended to fall on your ass."

Did you crotch launch her or something? Just for practice, you should go around tripping hot ladies, just to learn how to catch them correctly.(:

Good to know she was worth the effect. I hope you had a sarcastic apology for her, because that is really ungrateful. Hope it doesn't make you bitter about helping people, some are just ungrateful, others appreciate it. I mean if you're catching someone like that you don't necessarily have time to think about where your hands are going.

you should have left fall. some people are so ungrateful but remeber there is always our friend karma.

next time let her fall

what a bitch

That's when you say "Okay next time I'll worry about where to grab and react slow and watch you fall and crack your head open. Let me know how that works out, bitch. Good day."

That will teach you to be a good person! alas! what is this world coming to?

ydi- u groped her