Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up...

By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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By POP101 - 05/02/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML

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By mus - 23/04/2019 04:00

Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 20:03 - United States

Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By Chanby - 04/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

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By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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satanic_fml 13

Saturday 16 October 2010 23:18

i pee on my friends while concious

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 16 October 2010 23:45

You were walking to school with no pants on? Sounds like you have worse problems than slipping on ice.

Comments

billyme 4

Saturday 16 October 2010 23:16

Nice.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 16 October 2010 23:22

And they say Canada ain't cold.

Hgielad_720 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 23:39

Aww, I feel bad for both of y'all :(

Joey3000215 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:31

I wonder which was worse... p.s: 11 is pretty XD

Uscdrew1 7

Sunday 17 October 2010 6:44

I'm confused here. If he fell face first, he'd be lying on his stomach, making the ground the only place he could've urinated onto. The only way that the OP could've urinated on his friend is if she came and picked him up to see if he was okay.

tyronnK 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 6:53

how u pee on ur friend when u layin on ur stomach? unless u r able to pee thru ur back in dat case, I'm glad I'm not da only 1!

thecrazyasian 3

Sunday 17 October 2010 8:53

u weren't wearing pants?

satanic_fml 13

Saturday 16 October 2010 23:18

i pee on my friends while concious

jackygirl2 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 5:49

im still confused on how you can pee on her wen you on the ground and she is standing there. unless you were wearing no pants which would be wierd. who knows, if you r a guy maybe she was going to a little somethin somethin ;)