By Notarealwaifu - 02/11/2018 13:00 - Japan - Kunitachi

Today, after a 3-month dry spell and countless rejections, I gave up on being intimate with my girlfriend. Imagine my surprise when she came on to me and took me to bed. What triggered the love-making? Apparently she got horny from looking at an anime character's cleavage. FML
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whiskey'swino 15

If that is what works for her- great. Is this the kind of relationship you want? An active sex life is important in a relationship. Anime cleavage or not.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Just another typical day in Japan. Which character was she looking at?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Just another typical day in Japan. Which character was she looking at?

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whiskey'swino 15

If that is what works for her- great. Is this the kind of relationship you want? An active sex life is important in a relationship. Anime cleavage or not.

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d3rpb0t 10

Well, time to get into cosplay. Maybe becoming a Breast Dragon Emperor. Fortunately, no animes would be at risk of being burned in this scenario.

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BeefyQueefy 14

Sounds like me when I had a boyfriend before I came out of the closet

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aaronire 19

I guess you should probably start watching anime with her so 😂😂

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AlyCo55 12

Ah, the ol’ lesbian bed death

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magnumpeyote66 6

Use more anime cleavage or get a new girlfriend

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Xicad 5

so? shes just pan or bi or smth probably

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