The FML Showdown! By Louis - 26/04/2017 21:30 Who's your fave this week! Check out these fine specimens. I agree, your life sucks 477 You deserved it 161 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML I agree, your life sucks 49 435 You deserved it 22 752
Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 819 You deserved it 2 691
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML I agree, your life sucks 58 900 You deserved it 11 476
Today, at a restaurant, I ordered the best chocolate soufflé on the menu, which was called "Double Satisfaction". The waiter asked me what would I like to order. The words that came out of my mouth were "Double Orgasm". FML I agree, your life sucks 20 818 You deserved it 42 301
Today, as with most days, I’m reminded of how little my husband thinks of me. He makes me hate myself everyday. FML I agree, your life sucks 543 You deserved it 127
Today, I've reached the point in my life where the "Apply to affected area" label on acne cream essentially means I need to take a bath in the stuff. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 909 You deserved it 2 002
Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 043 You deserved it 14 572
Today, I set up a profile on a dating app, stating that I'm awkward amongst other things. Within minutes, a guy messaged me. I was thrilled, until he started threatening me because he has Aspergers, and according to him, only they are "allowed" to be awkward. I had to delete my profile. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 050 You deserved it 3 161
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Stevie takes it, on style points alone!