Transportation: Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains,... - FML

By saintmichi - 01/02/2010 00:21 - Poland

Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains, I mistook a small black and white cat for a penguin. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 20:43 - United States - Irmo

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

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By tal - 22/08/2012 09:57 - France

Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML

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By speshlk37 - 20/08/2012 02:19 - United States

Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML

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Wrong way down a one way strrreeeeet

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

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Get back

By Rebeccs - 14/08/2022 20:00 - Canada

Today, my cat escaped through my front door. It was dark out, so I had no idea where I was going. I finally caught up to him in my neighbour’s lawn and I gave him heck for scaring me. It took me a minute to realize I was actually talking to a bush in their flowerbed. FML

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By wasted_gas - 05/10/2013 16:00 - United States - Cumming

Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML

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By now have a cat - 24/04/2014 20:52 - United States - Glenview

Today, the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. FML

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auburnvans 0

Monday 1 February 2010 9:05

How does this **** your life?

cpatrick820 3

Monday 1 February 2010 9:34

SWEET JESUS, THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS COMING TO AN END! Shut up.

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xboxsucks 0

Monday 1 February 2010 15:09

Damn, you should see a therapist. you're life us ******

thebigslim 13

Monday 1 February 2010 15:12

By far, the stupidest FML I have read on this site to date.

fdragon257 0

Monday 1 February 2010 15:24

wrong side of the planet, dumbass

ftwandu2 0

Monday 1 February 2010 15:49

doesn't belong here

luxornv 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:18

Would have been an FML if one of the following statements is also mentioned: "I am a zoologist." "I missed the train because I ran off trying to get a picture of it." "I made a commotion on the train about the penguin and was detained at the next stop."

alex_vik 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:19

Kay...

Vehicle 1

Monday 1 February 2010 16:25

How is this a FYL? it's kinda cute.

Talihintti 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:38

your life sucks cos you're such a retarded idiot that you think this is a FML.

containsnosoy 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:45

So what? If this is your "**** my life" moment, you really need to get out more.

morbidlylovely 0

Monday 1 February 2010 17:03

Oh my God! That's terrible! That's almost as bad as that morning when I didn't eat breakfast! Or the time when the store was all out of watermelon lollipops! Get over it, or at least buy a pair of glasses. Or better yet, take a nap every once in a while. Sleeping on trains is far from forbidden.

fogrunner 13

Monday 1 February 2010 17:23

Maybe there was a screaming baby close to her on the train. Always happens to me. D:

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