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By Blondie - 22/10/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, after a heated debate with my friend on whether blondes are naturally stupid, I convinced her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and poured myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I put it in the cupboard. FML

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By Blondie - 05/05/2011 20:01 - Lebanon

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

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Suspicious minds

By Anonymous - 30/03/2025 18:00 - Canada - Midland

Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2012 04:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

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By blondie - 24/03/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

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By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

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By TragicallyAnxious - 10/05/2019 08:00

Today, I learned that drunk me from last night is apparently great at flirting. She also apparently flirted her way to a free bottle of white wine, only to shatter it on the kitchen floor at 2 a.m. How did I find out? Three words: glass in foot. FML

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Wine buffs

By ThatWineGuy - 23/12/2024 14:00 - Australia

Today, some friends and I had a wine tasting evening, and I tried to impress my friends by showing off my extensive knowledge of different wines. I confidently described the subtle "notes of vanilla and oak" in a bottle of wine… only to find out that my "friends" had pranked me, and it was actually grape juice. FML

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Denial

By Andre - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I had a mumbled conversation with myself in a supermarket aisle about whether or not to buy a bottle of bourbon. Nothing screams "pathetic loser" like an alcoholic in denial having a debate with himself out loud near strangers. FML

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By adamclmns - 16/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML

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Bad friends

By Anonymous - 18/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML

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Friday 22 October 2010 23:58

On a serious note, anyone can be stupid, regardless of their hair color.

krushr 3

Friday 22 October 2010 23:53

Are you suggesting that being absent-minded means you're dumb? Maybe you really are dumb.

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andysofa 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 20:07

ur dumb enough to post this saying you dumb. :(

xBunii18x 2

Sunday 24 October 2010 20:26

OOH!!! you just proved yourself wrong!!!

rpri214 0

Monday 25 October 2010 0:46

thx you saved my day! that's gonna be one of my favorites

thebigslim 13

Monday 25 October 2010 17:15

Well...... at least you have more fun though. Right?

fml3010 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 9:01

YDI bitch

ht01 0

Monday 1 November 2010 7:05

hhahahahahahahahhahaa

hannahcrogers131 4

Tuesday 9 November 2010 0:14

I do that all the time and I am a brunet

xXxSophiexXx 8

Wednesday 29 December 2010 7:03

lol I do that too, except I've only done it with milk. and I'm naturally a brunette.

DrStarryguy 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 22:09

I am absent minded like that. I did that with milk too

ackumm 0

Monday 28 March 2011 10:12

and...you think no one else has done this? I took some air freshner from the bathroom and returned it to the fridge. I'm naturally brunette. chill the **** out.