Love: Today, after a lifetime of being single, my parents finally found...

By mrtoolate - 19/06/2016 08:58 - India - Pune

Today, after a lifetime of being single, my parents finally found me a nice, intelligent, pretty girl. I was really excited, until she backed out on me when she found out our star signs don't match. FML

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Same thing different taste

By thenewone - 19/11/2009 20:09 - Brazil

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML

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A slight overreaction

By Anonymous - 31/05/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, our daughter has actually been dating a decent guy, compared to the usual losers, and was going to meet his parents. My wife put her foot in it by repeating over and over again how important meeting the parents is. She psyched her out so bad, she cancelled meeting his parents and dumped him. FML

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By z - 05/11/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

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Don't be that guy

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was set up on my first blind date since my divorce. My expectations were low, but when she showed up, she was a smoking hot. She was way out of my league, she was delightful and kind throughout the date, but my low confidence shined through. That night she acquired an expensive dinner and a stalker. Me. FML

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Astrology is bullshit, get better friends

By Anonymous - 19/10/2019 14:00

Today, my friend reminded me that I have been on a ton of dates lately, but couldn't get a girlfriend because I thought something was off with them all. He also reminded me that I have dated every zodiac sign, meaning I'm out of options. FML

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Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 13:39 - United States - Revere

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 13:27 - United States

Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML

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By L_lives - 30/05/2015 05:40 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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Stachelschaf 15

Monday 20 June 2016 0:32

doesn't sound that intelligent to me

Tripartita 44

Monday 20 June 2016 0:37

I'm sorry you missed out on a date with a nice… erm, pretty girl, OP.

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Stachelschaf 15

Monday 20 June 2016 0:32

doesn't sound that intelligent to me

waleedma 18

Monday 20 June 2016 0:34

Well you are better this way.... You dint want stars to control your life!!

Tripartita 44

Monday 20 June 2016 0:37

I'm sorry you missed out on a date with a nice… erm, pretty girl, OP.

OlRed 28

Monday 20 June 2016 0:59

I'm not for or against this practice but I believe op is talking about.. marriage and not just a date. But yeah, lucky Dodge there op.

vikky538 28

Monday 20 June 2016 1:41

This is typical indian family marriage deal

Pizzacrust96 3

Monday 20 June 2016 0:39

Obviously not that intelligent if she believes in that crap and didn't bother giving you a chance. Dodged a bullet there op

withered 30

Monday 20 June 2016 8:15

Like you would like it if you were being forced into marriage. She was probably really desperate to escape it.

tj4234 35

Monday 20 June 2016 11:06

It's a cultural thing mist likely. Indians are very superstitious.

em_iweird 26

Tuesday 21 June 2016 6:33

A lot of arranged marriages consist of reading into each other's horoscopes.

withered 30

Tuesday 21 June 2016 8:17

Not much difference imo. I would guess that the social pressure to listen to their parents when it comes to marriage is so huge they eventually give in. I do not agree even with arranged marriages. People should be able to choose whichever partner they want. At least this woman was able to reject someone she does not like.

LARC_UoGuelph 8

Monday 20 June 2016 0:41

She is pretty stupid.

MrEpicSqueaky101 18

Monday 20 June 2016 0:44

Dodged a bullet there. I dated someone who believed all of it and it was annoying because it allowed her to assume things because of the "readings" saying so.