Astrology is bullshit, get better friends

By Anonymous - 19/10/2019 14:00

Today, my friend reminded me that I have been on a ton of dates lately, but couldn't get a girlfriend because I thought something was off with them all. He also reminded me that I have dated every zodiac sign, meaning I'm out of options. FML
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Seeya55 31

Ever hear the phrase; “If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.” Maybe they weren't the ones with something off...?

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RichardPencil 30

"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in the stars, but in ourselves." It's not their signs that is the problem, it yours: Douchebag, the douchebag.

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Seeya55 31

Ever hear the phrase; “If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.” Maybe they weren't the ones with something off...?

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RichardPencil 30

"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in the stars, but in ourselves." It's not their signs that is the problem, it yours: Douchebag, the douchebag.

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mfranks19891989 10

Maybe your the problem. Do you have someone that you can talk just is case.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

If the fictional Jerry Seinfeld was real. And considered astrology to be important.

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wrenavery90 12

So you had forgotten you'd been on a ton of dates? You needed reminding?

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