Today after a long dry spell, my wife and I finally got some...

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 20:44

Today after a long dry spell, my wife and I finally got some time to have sex. Not wanting to get pregnant I used a condom which desensitised me to the point that my wife came twice, while I was so numb that I couldn't even ejaculate. Fml

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100stapled 2

Monday 9 December 2019 22:21

i super feel ur pain

shannon2348 14

Friday 27 December 2019 16:15

Not sure what kind of condom you're using but obviously not one that fits properly. A condom shouldn't make you numb. ydi

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100stapled 2

Monday 9 December 2019 22:21

i super feel ur pain

shannon2348 14

Wednesday 11 December 2019 3:08

What the hell kind of condoms are you using? You were numb???

shannon2348 14

Friday 27 December 2019 16:15

Not sure what kind of condom you're using but obviously not one that fits properly. A condom shouldn't make you numb. ydi

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