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Better lesson: learn to lie better :) problem solved
It all kinda gets ruined though once he barges in wasted. Da liez don't getcha very fawr
hey 32 r u a sargeant?
Parents: 1 You: 0 . Epic fail... is he really worth it? 0.o
I think there's a reason you've had to work so hard to convince you parents. They already knew he was no good. Next time listen to them.
Not cool
well... maybeeeee he's not such a great guy after all. if this was a one-time slip in his character, hopefully your parents will give him another chance.
if she's having to convince them that he's good, it's probably not a one time slip, it's probably normal for him to do that kind of thing
Explain to your parents that you have to settle for whatever you can get -- seeing that you look to be 20-40 years older than your actual age.
oh god. "you shoulda seen the faces on my dad an mom when I brought over my date, for the senior prom my dad looked at me and said, "she ain't no kid, she's just a cocktail waitress in a dolly parton wig" I know it dad, ain't it cool, that's the kind I dig! I like my women just a lil' on the trashy side..." totally what song came to mind after reading your comment!
Dump him!!
did he then blurt out "I clean shit for a living"
^great >.<
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A compliment to the mother... as for the OP not so much.
At least you know he likes your mom.