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Dirty mouth? Clean it up with orbit!
or handsoap.
dude, your pic?
(troll boy)
what's wrong with my pic?
70, he is just jealous. OP, better wash your mouth sooner or later.
eww! haha xD
70-I like your pic. you look very satisfied. erm yeah.
ah shit I remember like 5 years ago before I could even read English I found a tube of bengay in the medicine cabint and I brushed my teeth with it,only a few weeks later I realised what happend,I miss my childhood...
maybe she had a dirty mouth and subconusly knew it needed to be cleaned out!
I have a highly painful and contagious strain of herpes which I caught from having intimate relations with undomesticated cats, and I require immediate assistance and/or advice on what to do to cure myself of this debilitating condition. Wee-woo.
Just kill yourself.
Was it a mod or not hmmmm. Wee-woo.
i'm a mod.
To cure your debilitating condition, put some soap up your dick and go deep sea diving with a blueberry muffin.
It's ok, I'm a doctor and I can help you. Go play leapfrog with a unicorn. It's the only cure. Sorry.
Naw, I think another cure is to Climb a Double Rainbow to Space and play Pokemon with Rudolph the Reindeer.....
22, too late!!! I have captured all Unicorns with my unicorntrapinator! xD
I wish I had this problem... I bet cats are a little nicer then ferrets...
FAYUL
send me some pics
Learn how to spell, Dip-wad.
HAHAHAHAHAH
fail, just like your low-troll-life.
I'm not mad nor do I want "something tube shaped" in my mouth. I just dislike it when jerks such as yourself insult others just for the sake of it. You sir, need to get a life.
Everyone. Shhh.... the blonde doesn't know what she's talking about....
don't talk to me like that, you're a ******* pear
yes I am a "*******" pear... day n' night. ;)
I'm a ******* twat.
"I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth." Sounds like my ex-wife.
win
I never said I was small. This mostly occurred when she was sleeping, that's all.
your too ugly to get any when shes awake so you sneak up on her when shes sleeping? damn no wonder why she's an "ex-wife"??
Oh, you sure told me. I don't know how I'll ever get over that. Ouch, I think you're right. Honestly, if your profile picture wasn't a dude lifting his shirt, someone might take you seriously. Scary thought of the day.
YDI dipshit
that does suck, but op you have to laugh at that one, it's a classic mistake
YDI for living in a place with a bathroom, for not paying attention to such an important operation as personal hygiene, and for even having a mouth in which to place a toothbrush.
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"I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth." Sounds like my ex-wife.
It's ok, I'm a doctor and I can help you. Go play leapfrog with a unicorn. It's the only cure. Sorry.