Today, after a month with no matches on tinder I finally match...

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By getalifepreserver - 15/08/2017 12:51

Today, after a month with no matches on tinder I finally match with a beautiful girl we have a great conversation, she then informs me that she is under eighteen and still in high school. FML

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Leviathene 34

Sunday 20 August 2017 13:34

Just be glad she told you.

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Leviathene 34

Sunday 20 August 2017 13:34

Just be glad she told you.

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