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Indoctrination

By ZeroG57 - 04/05/2017 14:00

Today, my friend invited me to an afro-indigenous event. Eager to learn more about my roots, I tagged along. The bean bag toss and warrior dance was fun, until the Q&A came and it was clear that the focus wasn't the African diaspora but "consistent ritualized self-improvement." Yup, it's a cult. FML
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By Krissy - 01/04/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's party, only to realize I was in the wrong apartment, after getting the address confused. Instead of awkwardly leaving, I stayed for a bit and pretended I was someone’s cousin. I was oddly suspicious that no one noticed me mingling, but then it turned out to be a shady MLM recruitment party for a leggings company. FML
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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Well was it at least a CULTurally relevant cult?

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Stealthninjaa 19
CrazyTrainWreck 19

Well was it at least a CULTurally relevant cult?

Lobby_Bee 17
Isa_fml 20

Well, at least you picked up on it early, I guess?

Fatboy007 9

Did they have a cult following?