Love: Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park,...

By First Kiss - 07/12/2012 12:39 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML

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By baconbreath=| - 13/11/2010 05:12 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML

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By johncabbot25 - 23/12/2011 10:53 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

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By manderz? - 03/08/2016 00:18 - United States - Beach Haven

Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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A little extra

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML

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By Someguy - 06/06/2011 18:55 - Belgium

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML

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By unknown - 07/04/2013 04:26 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML

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Interruption

By Freddie06 - 18/10/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML

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kell84 5

Friday 7 December 2012 16:29

Dafuq? Enjoy the day. **** that loser. He's just sad that he can't kiss anyone.

Welshite 39

Friday 7 December 2012 16:30

Tell him off for his unnecessary display of littering.

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AholeCop 11

Friday 7 December 2012 16:58

Pelt the passerby with garbage demanding he/she provide you with examples of "necessary" public displays of affection.

SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

Friday 7 December 2012 16:59

rubbish... I cannot take you seriously

lilhellian 26

Friday 7 December 2012 17:09

Noor that's when you look behind you and see someone doing that to you. :)

perdix 29

Friday 7 December 2012 17:11

I've never heard of a "necessary public display of affection." Many people find PDAs offensive. That's why nobody has Palm Pilots anymore. Sure, they are Personal Digital Assistants, but they share the same abbreviation as the distasteful behavior. I mean, you wouldn't let your kids play at the Kool Kids Kolony, would you?

interesting33 36

Friday 7 December 2012 17:11

That sucks :( They had no right to do that! >:(

fuzion50 6

Friday 7 December 2012 17:24

perhaps op is a homosexual? the op is specified as genderless and so is their date. that could explain why someone would throw trash.

happylawyer 16

Friday 7 December 2012 17:34

I want to believe that you meant the person may have found an homosexual relationship offensive but, no one has the right to throw trash to any body.

Enslaved 36

Friday 7 December 2012 17:25

It's almost like they were playing "PaperBoy".

happylawyer 16

Friday 7 December 2012 17:28

Don't let little things like that ruin your moments. Laugh at it and remember it as a special kiss.

madamazinDana45 6

Friday 7 December 2012 17:30

Then when is it necessary?

Enslaved 36

Friday 7 December 2012 17:56

I don't mind watching people displaying a little PDA and if they're an attractive couple, I just might secretly video record you with my camera phone. Hey, you have been warned!!!