By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 303
You deserved it 4 636

Same thing different taste

Top comments

DizzyDancer 3

YDI for stating this happened "half way through" your kiss...as in you continued for another half after his nachos made their re-appearance, gross

Dudelike89 8

Dude was just trying to share...

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briidontgive_ 0

16, You can't get a much better flavor than vomit.

dirtyblond 4

Aww how sweet of him to share his meal! :p You are so ungrateful OP!

maybe OP's mouth tasted like shit. I've ha that happen when you make out with some random at a club and they taste bad. makes ya wanna vomit.

emmmilyyy 0

how is he your bf if you haven't even kissed yet? are you guys 13?

HEY! How was that? I have always wondered what that taste is like.

Well 91, some people in this world actually get to know the person by dating them before they start randomly making out with them everywhere... which imo there isn't anything wrong with that... also even if they are 13... who gives a damn? Your comment just made you look more immature than the immaturity you were trying to point out dumbass

lulzcow 0

ydi for being an ugly bitch. clean up a bit and people won't vomit while kissing you. brush yo teef.

AsianCookie247 14

eww. nacho flavored kisses.. yucca

AsianCookie247 14

dude that's so true I like you and btw I find wat that fag said offensive I'm 13.

petrc1290 0
nitaaxboo 0

ewwwww that's nasty ... maybe your breath stink

dorkychick 0
staceysgenesis16 0

thats gross .. you should tell your bf to clean up before you get freaky .. thats a turn off .. unless hes incrediably hot then .. well no its still gross ..

I think he seems like a pretty nice guy, sharing his past meal with you as to give you more energy to go on.

dirtyblond 4

I TOTALLY agree with 11. He's a pretty nice fella! :)

I agree 6. my ex would eat stuff like chili cheese hotdogs and then right after expect me to make out with him...:/

jenaandtyler4eva 0

haha I guess you had a shitty first kiss and this is the most funny fml I seen in a long time and you got owned haha but fyl

Eggers 2

partly digested? so.... he threw up when he kissed you. guess your a terrible kisser. FHL

lmaoatall 6

eggers- call me paranoid, but are you stairing at me? damn eyephones. always freaking me out! lol

lmaoatall 6

eggers- call me paranoid, but are you stairing at me? damn eyephones. always freaking me out! lol

agaba 0
Dudelike89 8

Dude was just trying to share...

what's mine is yours... whether you want it or not.

whatever that is in your photo looks really unappetizing... wanna make out 92?

92 is a lays chip shaped like a Pac Man.

9 you see? ivan the communist knows how to share.

good try 100 but in actual fact it's a walkers crisp... I'm british dude :)

So he threw up on you? Gross! If you last, you can make him feel horrible anytime you remind him.

DizzyDancer 3

YDI for stating this happened "half way through" your kiss...as in you continued for another half after his nachos made their re-appearance, gross

is this honestly necessary? pretty sure everyone knew what OP was saying, and didn't take that part literally.

RedPillSucks 31

Don't want to waste those nachos. Although you could have pauses a bit to toss in a beer.

Once again, someone fails to comprehend a tool of language.

4XxXo_OxXx4 0

good point. But really, everyone knows what OP meant.