Love: Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park,...

By First Kiss - 07/12/2012 12:39 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML

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By baconbreath=| - 13/11/2010 05:12 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML

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By johncabbot25 - 23/12/2011 10:53 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

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By manderz? - 03/08/2016 00:18 - United States - Beach Haven

Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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A little extra

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML

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By Someguy - 06/06/2011 18:55 - Belgium

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML

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By unknown - 07/04/2013 04:26 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML

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Interruption

By Freddie06 - 18/10/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML

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kell84 5

Friday 7 December 2012 16:29

Dafuq? Enjoy the day. **** that loser. He's just sad that he can't kiss anyone.

Welshite 39

Friday 7 December 2012 16:30

Tell him off for his unnecessary display of littering.

Comments

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 7 December 2012 20:35

Well, you went for a troll in the park. =}

yousuck44 11

Friday 7 December 2012 20:38

It's not like op took her bf and ripped his shirt off and had her way with him on a park bench. So why is kissing bad?

sp00ky_fml 5

Saturday 8 December 2012 3:33

Agreed. Some people just don't feel comfortable with public displays of affections. Unfortunately. Of course there's a limit to how much you can express outside the bedroom. lol

doglover100 28

Friday 7 December 2012 21:43

The passerby was jealous

ThecomingofTan 9

Friday 7 December 2012 22:01

I don't understand people that get upset when they see public displays of affection. Whenever I see someone kissing in public, I don't yell at them to quit it.....I go hide in the bushes and stroke myself until I pass out.

miss_sqwert 19

Friday 7 December 2012 23:19

Ydi for not sticking up for yourself

sp00ky_fml 5

Saturday 8 December 2012 3:31

Where did OP say he didn't stick up for himself and his date? He could have still told that loser to mind his own business much like I'm telling you what a presumptious little idiot you are. :)

Kaerunoutof 3

Friday 7 December 2012 23:29

Someone dislike because… Case between beautiful guy and lady, **** you guy. Case between ugly guy and beautiful lady, **** you guy and go to hell. Case between beautiful guy and ugly lady, it's really ugly view. Case between ugly guy and lady, leave the world faster as you can.