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By Anonymous - 02/09/2012 23:47 - United States

Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

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By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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How's it going?

By Only me - 10/04/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I was texting my mom about a surprise visit, and autocorrect changed "surprise" to "surgery." I hit send before noticing, and now she thinks I’m planning some major medical procedure, and has been calling me nonstop to check if I’m OK. FML

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By for my brother in law - 27/07/2016 07:10 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML

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Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML

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Tinder surprise

By Oopsie - 27/05/2019 20:17

Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML

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Freud smiled

By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 02:14 - United States - Redmond

Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML

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By lisahb - 19/06/2012 22:16 - United States - Detroit

Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML

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The classic switcheroo

By Anonymous - 16/07/2021 16:01

Today, I accidentally texted my very strict and judgemental mom instead of my boyfriend. The text said, "I wanna lick ice cream off your dick." FML

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Nice try

By Proof-Reader - 15/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

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DreaminOfMusic 0

Monday 3 September 2012 9:03

Gotta love autocorrect...I hope you didn't get a response to that.

deedeee 9

Monday 3 September 2012 9:03

Well, did she?

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Kyle225 3

Monday 3 September 2012 9:17

Wha'd she say?!?

PlayTheGame24 5

Monday 3 September 2012 9:17

That would make for a certain level of awkwardness...

jwbfml 11

Monday 3 September 2012 9:22

Well you know she got it at least once a few years ago.

sux4u121 10

Monday 3 September 2012 9:25

Well what is the big deal, say it was an accident, not FYL at all.

Lbeck 7

Monday 3 September 2012 9:34

Dick.. Sick... Same thing.

martin_martian7 11

Monday 3 September 2012 11:34

Your picture is nice. Lol

iRoc46n2 4

Monday 3 September 2012 14:05

Perv

Dracoboxer357 35

Monday 3 September 2012 16:30

46- Your picture is nice. ;) And 38- Try judging by her wits, not her ****, you sick dick. ;P

blahblah0392 7

Monday 3 September 2012 21:16

Um no?

aKaClickZ 4

Tuesday 4 September 2012 0:17

Holy ****.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 4 September 2012 5:43

Wtf trick?

daringtoride 27

Monday 3 September 2012 9:40

Tell me how that next meet up with her went.

skullofdarkness 18

Monday 3 September 2012 13:09

She asked for some dick and they never spoke again.

SeniorHaG 4

Monday 3 September 2012 9:40

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 3 September 2012 9:44

Because if the mom was sick, there might be the chance the damn virus was still lurking around the house and afflicted OP with whatever the mom had.

accepted850 9

Monday 26 November 2012 14:34

She may have given it to her Duh!!

insanexnh 13

Monday 3 September 2012 9:43

And autocorrect claims its next victim. I'm sure your mother didn't take it seriously, OP. We've all had something like this happen to us. At least, I know I have.