Love: Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years...

By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 17:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML

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By RingAroundThe..SPLAT - 16/05/2012 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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By Username - 20/08/2011 09:20 - United States

Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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By mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

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gracehi 31

Saturday 12 January 2013 12:44

I won't be popular for saying this, but dump her. Manipulating you with the threat of leaving you is not ok. My ex used to do that. He threatened to leave me every time I wouldn't do what he wanted, even with dumb shit, like refusing to buy him a beer. One day I finally said, "Fine. There's the door." He just whined that I didn't care and didn't even move from the spot where he was. He never threatened to leave me again. I suggest that next time she threatens to dump you, call her on her bluff. If she dumps you, good riddance. If not, she won't be manipulating that way again.

SerpentBoy 8

Saturday 12 January 2013 12:20

Stand your ground boss, or she will want to control you forever..

Comments

GweedSincE84_fml 15

Sunday 13 January 2013 6:53

In any relationship, the one less interested in maintaining the relationship will always have the upper hand in said relationship.

Crzysht96 3

Sunday 13 January 2013 13:58

If you stay with her than your screwed. If you leave her than you're heart broken. She's crazy, deal with the broken heart.

Steel_BZ 8

Monday 14 January 2013 19:37

That's normal

Derpylicious 3

Tuesday 15 January 2013 6:03

She is obviously bad for you. Leave her and don't look back, you'll be doing yourself a favor.

Dinah182 8

Wednesday 16 January 2013 7:26

Dump her :)

Paperclypse13 7

Wednesday 16 January 2013 18:31

What exactly is the reason y'all've been together for 4 years??? Seems you need a girl who doesn't try to control you

CoyoteOldOne 17

Friday 18 January 2013 6:39

Run. Run free. Run far. Not an okay "girlfriend." You can do better.

saidy7 3

Sunday 20 January 2013 13:39

Thats true love, shes perfect.

jmcr 27

Wednesday 6 November 2013 4:04

Wow thats sad idk if this is a common thing for you guys or a one time thing either way thats kinda messed up of her do that but then again what were you guys fighting over and why for so long? And who started it?