Health and Holidays: Today, after a week of severe gastroenteritis that required a...

By Travellingluck - 20/10/2017 16:12

Today, after a week of severe gastroenteritis that required a hospital stay, I was finally feeling well enough to go in the pool at our holiday resort. My fiance slipped on the edge of the pool and we're back in the hospital. Happy vacation! FML

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Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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Today, it's been five days since I finally made it to my dream vacation destination, after months of planning, saving, and dreaming. I got food poisoning within hours of arriving and I've spent the last five days in my hotel room, staring at a toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 15:00

Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML

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By sickday - 02/12/2018 17:30

Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML

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Friday 20 October 2017 16:21

I hope you have good travel insurance!

Seeya55 31

Friday 20 October 2017 18:16

Technically, you both had the runs! Be safe and walk when you're around pools!

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jediloader 12

Friday 20 October 2017 16:21

I hope you have good travel insurance!

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 20 October 2017 16:35

The second time should go much smoother and sooner or later you'll get the hang of the hospital procedures!

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 20 October 2017 17:00

That, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call involuntary medical tourism.

Seeya55 31

Friday 20 October 2017 18:16

Technically, you both had the runs! Be safe and walk when you're around pools!

RichardPencil 30

Friday 20 October 2017 22:02

I was sure the third sentence was going to be that you had explosive diarrhea in the pool! Your girlfriend’s slip-and-fall was a nice save from a disgusting story!