Animals: Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into...

By orely44 - 08/03/2013 14:13 - France - Rez

Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML

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ironichalibut 24

Friday 8 March 2013 18:37

Cats can often be assholes, and assholes often fart. The equation was right in front of you, just under the surface. You could've prevented this.

perdix 29

Friday 8 March 2013 18:46

I can visualize the cat saying, "I fart in your general direction" in an outrageous French accent. They oughta make a movie like that!

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SolidSteak 5

Sunday 22 November 2015 11:19

It's a cat. That's what you get.

cats4lyfe 25

Wednesday 18 May 2016 9:33

So it took him fifteen minutes to get back off?

hadim 10

Saturday 24 September 2016 23:57

he held it for 15 minutes , that's determination

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 18 October 2016 23:45

Oh cats...what scheming devilish creatures...you are now weak to him he has the upper hand on you now

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