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By MathTeacher - 02/05/2011 14:30 - United States

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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Lame

By gloria77 - 23/01/2012 23:26 - United States

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML

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Foot, meet mouth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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By I weep for our future generation - 01/10/2017 04:30

Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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You deserved it 16 543

Mom! No!

By Mnnn - 18/07/2023 18:00

Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML

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You deserved it 1 080

Please, apologize

By Tytonic - 03/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML

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By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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Monday 2 May 2011 19:08

Tell that bitch.

JocelynKaulitz 28

Monday 2 May 2011 19:09

Say goodbye to your job.

Comments

Koolgirl15 0

Friday 6 May 2011 6:26

Thts freakin hilarious ydi

teven85 0

Friday 6 May 2011 7:55

I'm a teacher and I've come very close to saying the same thing lol!

yeaafmyliifee 3

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:07

good job

dogpig 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 18:02

pussy yah

LMFAOaturface 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 21:05

while your getting fired you should have smacked her

PhillJFry 0

Monday 9 May 2011 20:29

someone has to tell her the truth. obviously the superintendent is a bad parent. don't feel bad even good teachers get annoyed by the bitch in the class

Fsvb 32

Monday 9 May 2011 21:15

Please, do call bitches bitches. Before people like me, the other students who aren't so ******* adolescent and get annoyed too, call her a bitch and get hated by everyone else.

girlovvv 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 6:17

lol xD I have a teacher just like this

13yearoldboy 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 7:53

ur screwed haha

mklafavers 0

Friday 13 May 2011 0:26

As a superintendents daughter, I can say that that was probably not your best idea...

Iellwen 12

Tuesday 15 November 2011 14:43

"As a coward who's parent is your boss/has influence over your job/life, I'm gonna run away from the consequences of my actions and hide in behind my daddy." I've always disliked spoiled brats that think they're immune to punishement because their parents are powerful. These kids are just irresponsible as **** and most of them end up powerful because, even though most of them should've failed a few classes, daddy or mommy has influence and their precious baby should get a good job! FYL, OP. I know how it feels; sometimes, people can be so annoying that you end up saying what you're thinking (and in most cases, it's not a good thing.)