life is a bitch

I might be able to find a position for you. I do numerous unpaid charitable activities, however I get my greatest satisfaction as a volunteer for the local sperm bank. Perhaps you could give me a hand.

mcdonalds is always hiring

wonder why you were laid off in the first place? that may be the link you're missing. I'm certain that's the point you're missing. and in one interview they saw what took your past employer a year to see.

That's what you get for waiting for your severance pay to run out before starting to look for another job...

it's not going to suck itself

Become a legal prostitute, go to the bunny house, not to say I go there since I'm married, but it was on the Tyra show, when my wife was watching it. Go get paid to sleep around legally. They get very nice pay checks, with a bit of somethin' somethin' to top it off.

Have you tried a workforce agency, or a temp agency? You can usually find a job quickly through a workforce agency, they have thousands of positions that need to be filled and can usually find one to fit your experience. With a temp agency, you can sometimes land a permanent position if you do well.

dont worry you not a fail to your parents you just fail in life

soooo I'm Muslim and I'm not getting tfo. rude.