By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 20:08 - United States - Clarksville

Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
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WCARlover 34

You may have gotten laid but the price was paid

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lily05_fml 16

You should have done it in the shower

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Cloureed 9

If the worst thing you caught from sex is lice, then you're lucky.

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sulvan182 15

Hopefully that's all you got from her..

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shredder217 16

well be glad that's the ONLY thing she gave you

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MrZsDad 19

and i always though body condoms were a joke...thanks for clearing that up OP.

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marxism 8

Yeah but now she has to make it up to you somehow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Pferd67 7

Hey man, you might wanna get a check-up at your phys as well, just to be sure that the lice was the only thing she gave you!

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