By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 07:56 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, after I requested a sick day, a very close co-worker texted her boyfriend that I'm a bitch for pretending to have the same rare illness that she recently suffered. She said it was unlikely, disrespectful and unfair that I didn't even look sick. I know this because she texted me instead. FML
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krad204 21

Your co-worker is a disrespectful bitch, does it even matter what she says?

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ManInTheMachine 19

So because it's rare, it's impossible for you to have it? Unless you have leprosy, she's being a very presumptuous bitch.

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wildsweetchild 19

Oh, that explains things...I think I've met a few more who have it too.Thanks Doc !

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mikeymayhem_87 15

That explains a lot about some people!! It's imacuntitis or imadick syndrome that people have these days!!

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wisecatlady123 11

And this is why you should never text when you are mad...

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astralvagan 20

I hope you get to feeling better soon. But at least now you have evidence against her for future blackmail.

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gracehi 31

Oh, I so hope you texted her back. "Oh, I don't look sick, huh? Strange. I feel pretty sick."

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debbster7 18

Take a pic of yourself and send it with a mean reply. That would show her >:)

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Dallasluver19 14

Jesus! You should of texted back, "Heey Bi%@$.. What's up? Oh and by the way any one can get a rare illness, douche."

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Pandacupcakelove 26

What a bitch... She probably uses her illness to get attention and doesn't want to "share the spotlight". Some people...

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RockinRoyaltyxD 13

Well idk if it's an FML or YDI. Were you really sick? Or just faking it? So I cannot judge.

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SarcasticUnicorn 9

I don't think she'd have posted this FML if she was faking it. She would've probably felt guilty.

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SmittyJA24 26

That bitch has too much spare time on her hands... for being at work. Any way to let the boss know without making yourself look bad??

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FuzzyJack 15

I wonder if you texted her back. That would be very embarrassing for her. And now you know how she truly is, what a bitch.

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