By nes0385 - 27/08/2016 16:06 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after months of eating lunch with my best friend, going to Barnes and Noble, and having to poop while I was there, I realized I've trained myself to have to poop every single time I step into a Barnes and Noble. FML
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nes0385 5

OP here! I so didn't think this was going to make it! But I loved reading all your comments! And yes I do read FML while I'm doing my business at Barnes and Noble lol

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saidoh_fml 26

Well on the bright side, now you know what to do next time you're constipated.

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xxDeeStar 27

In psychology, this situation has a term called "classical conditioning". Super cool, check it out! And dw OP, this type of behaviour can be easily unlearned. Don't feel bad!

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Comments

Colon_Man 17

You can use all the money saved from toilet paper to buy more books! Win-win.

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captainsmegma 12

B&N is one of the best places to crap when your out shopping. A variety of reading material. I like to stop and get some cinabons and make an afternoon.

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kimiirenee 17

Anytime my mom walks into a bookstore, no matter which one, she immediately has to poop. I think it has something to do with the smell of the books.

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obeykaitlyn 25

don't forget to carry a poo pourri with you

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Lalala579121 27

Well at least you picked the perfect place. All the books you could ever read while you're taking a dump.

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Namenlos_fml 20

Could be worse. The need to poop could have arisen every time you saw your friend

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Brain_fart 20

Same thing happens to me with Petco. The body is a mysterious thing...

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brenton490 19

Don't worry I have trained my self to poop at the same time everyday at work.

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