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By jc2011 - 25/09/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, after months of grueling training and countless early mornings, I finally began the race I had been preparing for over the past year, only to slip and break my leg in the first 450 meters. FML

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Today, I completed my 6-month training program for a track competition this weekend. I went to the park to run anyways because I needed some air after my boyfriend broke up with me. After one lap, my neighbor's 130 lb dog ran across the soccer field and jumped on me to say hi. My leg is broken. FML

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Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

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Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML

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By mikki bee - 30/12/2014 17:24 - United States - Reno

Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML

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By SeeTony - 19/11/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML

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A little stiff and rusty

By Footloose - 11/09/2023 14:30

Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML

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Sunday 25 September 2011 16:36

All the speed in the world doesn't matter if you don't watch where you're going.

nivek_yarb 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 16:36

Did you have a nice trip?

Comments

klimrod89_fml 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 21:24

Shit happen. Try again next year

phoebe333 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 21:30

Omg. I feel so bad for you. I would hate to work so hard and then not be able to do it. I did that in track. FYL

mj_ok 9

Sunday 25 September 2011 22:16

That's depressing:( you'll get them next time!

BLAH562 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 22:49

Life is a bitch

MatthewHass 4

Sunday 25 September 2011 22:52

Some stupid ass comments on here. But anyways, that sucks!

queenb1621 21

Sunday 25 September 2011 23:03

Im sorry hopefully your cast won't be on for too long..

queenb1621 21

Sunday 25 September 2011 23:05

#30 you made me smile :)

summarr 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 23:16

break a leg!

mea_iloveskiing 26

Monday 26 September 2011 0:03

Now you just have to show someone how you broke your leg and break the other one! (from past FML)

Sl1mShad3y 10

Monday 26 September 2011 0:20

Dont break your other leg next year... please?

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