By TommyNoFeet - 04/12/2017 06:00

Today, my third day training for a half marathon, I tripped and broke both of my ankles and one wrist. FML
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baileybutler 16

Well, you must have broken some kind of record anyway.

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tonyfan00 38

So if you break three appendages training for only a half-marathon, how many would you have broken if it was for a full marathon?

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tonyfan00 38

So if you break three appendages training for only a half-marathon, how many would you have broken if it was for a full marathon?

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Dave_Davington 33

Still three, but they'd each be broken in two places.

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RichardPencil 30

Four ankles and two wrists. It’s just simple algebra!

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baileybutler 16

Well, you must have broken some kind of record anyway.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Physical activities isn't your thing, you are a gatherer. Mingle and gossip with other women is your thing now.

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snailsinyourtea 15

This is why exercise is a bad idea.

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RichardPencil 30

Your mind wanted to try long-distance running. Your body chooses video gaming.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Did you trip off a small cliff? Holy hell

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manb91uk 22

Well, you’ve still got a masturbating hand free to pass the time!

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Ravencat 7

That's a pretty big sign from the universe, you probably avoided something worse by not running that race

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